We may just be showing our age with this one. But to throw you off the scent we have selected an updated version. The original was famously devised by ‘discotheque’ cleaners as it left the parquet all shiny, as this game family demonstrate. It is also, please note, the reason that Mrs. S. gave up wearing white trousers. Although to be honest how anyone anywhere ever wears white trousers for more than a minute without getting them dirty is one of the great sartorial mysteries of all time.
Anyway, the point is that regardless of how effective it is at helping you row to the other side of the dance floor, it is mighty fine music to stack shelves to.